Leave the Mundane to the Malicious.

Welcome to Arcane Automata & Apparatus, where we specialize in solving the truly tedious problems of the wicked elite. Are you tired of that infuriating whistling in your secret air vents, or dealing with do-gooding princesses and the sheer audacity of the Homeowners Association? We craft bespoke, cursed-yet-convenient robotic servants exclusively for you, the nefarious queen, the chaotic rogue, and the evil wizard.